Oops, I did it again. I’ve just stumbled in at 1:30 in the morning after taking my sister to see Breaking Dawn,Part 2. My reasons are pretty much the same as the last time. I owe her big. This time, I had the added bonus of taking one of my bestest friends in the entire world with us, too. We had big fun, the three of us, especially since the nice theater people have finally embraced the notion that their target audience is a wee bit older than they once thought and offered a 10pm showing. I love them for that.
I’ll cut to the chase. Because I am tired but also because I know you are on the edge of your seat waiting for the review and impressions of what will be one of the highest grossing films of the year. But mostly because I am tired. I apologize for any spoilers.
Yes, I bought a t-shirt. I won’t apologize.
The opening is beautiful. And clever. Pretty!
Wait…what? Why did she just…huh?
Ohhh, that’s what I’m talking about! Pow!
Ick! Take it away! That is just wrong! NO MORE!
What? Seriously? That was awkward.
Mmmm! Sweet Tarts! I love these things!
Ooooh, I like how they did that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was great!
What? Why..?.wait…
My Junior Mints are melting.
Wow. That was cool.
Huh? Okay, I see why they did that, but…
Awww. That’s so sweet!
Ick. Creepy! Make is stop!
Oh, he’s pretty. And so is he. I like that!
Cool!
HAHAHAHAHA! Awww…
That was a lot of soda. I need to pee.
*sniff*
I really need to pee.
What…the…heck!
No way!
Nuh-uh!
You have got to be kidding me!
I want my money back.
That’s it, we’re going home!
Ohhhhhhh.
OH! Tee-hee! Good stuff!
I wish I had worn a diaper. I bet the restrooms are going to be packed. At least the ladies’ room will be.
Oh, that was well done.
Awwww….
Annnnnnd scene!
I do hope I didn’t spoil it for everyone.
Lisha @ The Lucky Mom
November 16, 2012 at 9:23 am
Movie diapers. Like crazy astronaut diapers… You could be on to the next big thing!
becomingcliche
November 16, 2012 at 11:43 am
With epic-length movies becoming the norm, I think I’m going to have to pursue some patents.
Emily @ The Waiting
November 16, 2012 at 11:18 am
Way to go ruining the whole thing for me.
becomingcliche
November 16, 2012 at 11:44 am
I know. I feel terrible about that. It’s the reason I rarely write reviews.
angeliquejamail
November 16, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Best. Review. Ever.
Mama Bread Baker
November 16, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Wait? What? That sounds exactly like the last four!
Love it!
Rae
November 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Best review I’ve read yet!
Facetious Firecracker
November 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Way too many details. You freakin’ ruined it.
speaker7
November 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I will take your version over the real thing any day.
sagescenery
November 16, 2012 at 9:33 pm
My son & I went to see Skyfall last night, and thanks to “Breaking Dawn,” we got two free tickets, since the line for their show was so long & loud that we completely couldn’t hear what was going on in the middle of our movie!! Way to go…thanks!!
benzeknees
November 17, 2012 at 2:37 am
Hahahahahahahahahaha
emmawolf
November 17, 2012 at 7:59 pm
My belly hurts from laughing. I put off reading this until today because, silly me, I didn’t want to be too spoiled.
becomingcliche
November 17, 2012 at 8:03 pm
I am so glad that you waited. I hated putting in all the spoilers.
cherylhuffer
November 17, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Next time don’t buy the soda. It has an undertow it is so big. Of course you had to pee!!!
whatimeant2say
November 18, 2012 at 9:06 pm
You need the runpee app that buzzes every time it’s a good part of the movie to go pee.
2browndawgs
November 19, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Haha. Since I have not seen any of the movies, that sounds about right to me.
Katia
November 19, 2012 at 10:01 pm
Awesome review. I suspect mine would have been exactly the same, only it would include a little ‘wait, who is this?’ at some point.
mayasimonyan
November 25, 2012 at 2:43 am
It is my favorite film. I like this film very very much.
becomingcliche
November 25, 2012 at 7:54 am
I am an unashamed fan of the Twilight series. I enjoyed the movie, but I’m going to have to watch it again to see if I loved it. The battle scene killed me.