Now I just have to.
Also not allowed:
Moving your lips while you read. We’re watching you.
Nearly Wordless Wednesday: I Feel A Rebellion Coming On
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From the Bowels of Obscurity Children's Book Club
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Animalcouriers
January 23, 2013 at 9:21 am
OK, we’re in on the civil disobedience you’re planning!
becomingcliche
January 23, 2013 at 8:58 pm
Awesome! Grab some Dr. Suess. We’ll have a read-in.
notquiteold
January 23, 2013 at 10:26 am
Whatever kind of crime is ‘reading aloud’? Do they send you to Narration Prison?
becomingcliche
January 23, 2013 at 8:58 pm
I think they make you sit in a library and the librarian comes over and shushes you.
whichwaynow101
February 7, 2013 at 2:46 pm
I want to use your library. They all talk loudly in my library. I have to move my lips to read.
Kimberly Choquette Pugliano
January 23, 2013 at 10:31 am
Noah was planning to read me a story he liked last night. THANK GOD HE DIDN’T. Wow. I really could have used this post as a Nearly Wordless Tuesday. And for the record, I read this out loud while I typed. Yup. Bring. It. On.
becomingcliche
January 23, 2013 at 8:58 pm
I wish there was a “like” button for comments.
talesfromthemotherland
January 23, 2013 at 10:50 am
Bahhahahahahaha!
Marie Taylor
January 23, 2013 at 10:54 am
The reading aloud proscription is ludicrous but the not ‘lending’ the book is dictatorial and bet unconstitutional. What would Thoreau have done? Marie
becomingcliche
January 23, 2013 at 8:59 pm
I think he would have read the first book he could find and then lent it to his neighbor.
omawarisan
January 23, 2013 at 7:31 pm
Read this aloud – Kim P is a scofflaw and is going to jail.
becomingcliche
January 23, 2013 at 9:00 pm
I know. I’ve been keeping an eye on her for awhile. I bet she rips the tags off her pillows, too, just for the record.
lucysfootball
January 23, 2013 at 8:55 pm
This made me laugh so hard. NO READING ALOUD! NONE! OR WE WILL COME AND RIP CUJO FROM YOUR HANDS AND BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD AND NECK WITH HIM!!!!
becomingcliche
January 23, 2013 at 8:56 pm
Cujo now has a pretty leather cover, so that would at least soften the blows. I can’t read that warning without laughing, either.
sj
January 24, 2013 at 1:55 pm
You are such a rebel. I’m TELLING.
vyvacious
January 24, 2013 at 2:08 pm
Wow. That’s hilarious!
cecilia
January 24, 2013 at 8:10 pm
Brilliant! Mystifying but brilliant! Now we all have to read aloud, in unison! c
2browndawgs
January 25, 2013 at 9:08 pm
Hahaha. There are eyes everywhere!
Emily @ The Waiting
January 30, 2013 at 2:25 pm
They’ll replace whatever you’re reading with 50 Shades if you’re caught.