Age 4: Would you like a cookie?
Age 17: Here are the keys to your new car!
Age 23: I love you. Will you marry me?
Age 25: It’s a girl, and she’s healthy!”
Age 28: Congrats! They accepted your offer on the house!
Age 34: The job is yours if you want it!
As the mother of small toddler: “Mommy, I gotta go poop in the potty.”