Nearly wordless because, frankly, I have no words. It all has to do with the “proper” way of producing one of these:
There’s a link on Youtube. Look it up if you have to. It’s kind of boring, more than a little stupid. Mostly an old guy talking about why this should be the norm. Today we’re talking (or rather, not talking) about the latest celebrity trend in childbirth: orgasmic birth.
I suppose it’s possible. Like becoming a millionaire working only 5 hours a week selling Pampered Chef. A few try it. Most end up disillusioned and bitter, with a drawer full of spatulas.
If no one else will say it, I will. While giving birth, you are more likely to achieve a big brown than a big O. Set your sights on a more realistic goal. Like paying off the National Debt with Green Stamps.
And that’s all I have to say on the subject.