Yes. That’s right. Today is my birthday. The big 4-0. My big, fat birthday. Wa-hoo. I am excited. Not too excited, of course. The old ticker just can’t take too much.
Seeing as it’s a giant celebration and all, it seems that it is my right to make a few wishes. Feel free to grant any that are within your power. I’d do the same for you, you know.
1) I wish that stalactites and stalagmites actually had the same name. If I ran into one and was critically injured, I’d like to be able to explain what happened without having to go back through the little saying “When the ‘mites’ go up, the ‘tights’ come down.” I am injured, after all, and it’s probably a head injury. And there are probably different treatments, depending on which inflicted the damage. Like how you “feed a cold, starve a fever.”
*** Super important note: this wish was whispered in my ear by an angel while I was sleeping, so I’m pretty sure it will come true. Either that or I have some really, really strange dreams.
2) I wish that my car would always have fuel. And this wish should apply to any car in which I am riding. Even my husband’s car. Especially my husbands car, which loves him so much that it would fly to Jupiter on fumes but will leave us stranded if I am in the passenger’s seat.
3) I wish my favorite house slippers would come out of hiding. I will be really good. I promise. Maybe the angels who are straightening out the whole cave-rock thing can handle this one, too. My feet are cold.
4) I wish that I could drive Squish’s plasmacar all by myself. Currently, I am only allowed to sit on it while he steers. And then he drives my knees straight into the furniture. Sure, it’s funny the first 15 times. But after that, cabinets leave bruises.
5) I wish that I could run a marathon. Because that is the equivalent of world peace, which is what I know should be wishing for. But again, the angels are busy on the cave-rock thing…
6) I wish that the cat would consent to drink after the dog. Because I get tired of washing the bowl three times a day.
7) I wish I had a magic coffee pot that would buy and grind the beans and make the perfect cup of coffee all by itself. And could fly. That’s the part I really want. Airfare is too expensive, and I’d like to visit some pals in other states. I don’t expect international travel, of course.
8 ) I wish my dog could talk. Except that I’m sure the only things she would actually say are “Feed me,” and “Drink after that, Kitty.”
9) I wish I would write a best-seller. A book that is so incredibly great that millions stand in line all night to purchase their own copy. But without paparazzi. I usually look fat in unposed photos.
10) I wish for three wishes for each of my readers. Because I know they’ll each share one of their wishes with me.
11) I wish I would win the “Art Killed My Baby” mug over on Peas and Cougars. Go enter the contest. And buy some stuff in her store. My second favorite thing is the “I’m Bored” flowchart. She does charts like nobody’s business. Well, technically it’s her small business now.
And now it’s late. I am going back to bed. The weight of 40 birthdays is crushing.
LOVE IT!! I wish I could fly. I wish there was such thing as a chocolate fairy. I wish … oh, wait, the thought of chocolate made all other wishes fly out of my brain. Maybe, I could latch on and fly that way …
Wait, now. That third wish is supposed to be mine. I programmed mind-control into that wishy spell to make you forget the last wish.
I wish that watching The Biggest Loser Cardio Work Out worked as well as actually doing it, I wish that fried foods were good for us and I wish for world peace. Bwahahahahaha – I’m totally just kidding about world peace. The politicians would find a way to mess that up in less than 24 hours anyway – so I will just wish for peace at the family Christmas gathering. That should be equally as difficult a miracle to perform as world peace anyway.
Happy Birthday! May you have many, many more! (You don’t have to count any more of them though)
See, that’s why I didn’t bother wishing for World Peace. There’s always some turd politician or evil dictator just waiting to take over the world.
Great post! Happy Birthday! 🙂
Thank you!
It’s a shame that one of your wishes wasn’t to have people from all around the world wish you a happy birthday. Because if it was, you would already have Europe ticked. Or will do…..once I say…Happy Birthday.
Rats. I should have put that one on the list. It would have been awesome to actually have one come true!
Happy birthday and may at least on wish come true!!
Thank you! Sincerely hoping for a flying coffee pot. Fingers crossed!
Happy Birthday! I wish the faucet in my kitchen ran chocolate, so I could just fill a cup when I need it. I wish alarm clocks wouldn’t ring until 10am. I wish skinny jeans came in husky.
~FringeGirl
Skinny jeans should definitely come in husky. We larger girls should get to look skinny, too.
Awesome post, amazing picture! hahaa 🙂
I wish that your flying coffee pot wish would come true. Maybe this is the year we’ll finally get to hang out?
YES! Good wish! I’ll be taking your last one, to. Because wishes are like food. If I share, I bat clean up. I hate waste.
Can I also wish for the flying, perfect cup of coffee making coffee pot too? Because as soon as I saw that one, I was like “I WANT THAT!!!” As a confirmed Caffeind, it just seems like the perfect wish!
I also wish that I become as funny and entertaining as you are, and I wishing you a very happy birthday and don’t take 4-0 too seriously. I’m 55 going on 19, and life is good! 🙂 Oh, and in case I can’t have the flying coffee pot wish, I wish that every time politicians lie in public, they instantly grow Pinocchio noses!
If your last wish came true, anyone with 3-D television could pick a televised politician’s nose from the comfort of their couch. Not a bit of truth in any of them!
So far, 40 has been awesome. Best birthday ever!
I wish I were 40 again! And I wish you get all of your wishes but you might pass on running the marathon in exchange for world peace. Happy b-day!
My knees probably won’t hold up for the marathon one, anyway…
A coffee pot that could fly would be really awesome.
Also, I forgot to mention that you’ll get another entry if you blog about the contest, so the odds are in your favor! Happy birthday!
A flying coffee pot might actually bring about world peace. Hear that, rock angels?
Happy birthday! When I was little, I never understood the concept of wishes: I mean, why did everyone want “Peas on earth?”
I can understand it if it’s sugar peas. Those things are AWESOME!
My mom asked for peace and quiet. We got her a can of peas and earmuffs.
I heartily approve.
Happy birthday! I wish my cats would bring me coffee in bed every morning.
Your second wish needs to be for your cats to have opposable thumbs. Otherwise they’ll spill espresso on your comforter.
I’m not sure that would help. I have opposable thumbs, and I spilled espresso all over myself yesterday morning. Then I spilled champagne all over the table at the office Christmas party last night. Maybe my second wish should be to stop spilling things.
Funny thing about wanting to run a marathon – as soon as you no longer want to do it your husband becomes super-encouraging about it.
My husband has run three of them. I think he would try to talk me out of it regardless. Unless he was actually trying to kill me.
Happy, happy birthday! And I’d give you TWO of those wishes back, being all generous and stuff (and because I’d just wish for infinity wishes with my remaining wish.) Hope it’s an awesome day!
See, you’re just a generous genius, you are!
Happy birthday!
Thank you! It was great!
FORTY! you are still a chicken! have a great day. Your cat is a brat, mine all have to share the same heated water bowl outside.. happy berfday! c
My cat is totally spoiled. She’s 16 and in kidney failure. If she asked us to buy her a car, I know we would.
I can’t get the cats to stop drinking out of the dog’s bowl. I end up filling it over and over and over, all the while pointing and shrieking, “There’s another bowl of water RIGHT THERE! Stop meowing and DRINK THAT!”
Why do cats make us their slaves? I don’t understand. Wait. Back in a minute. The mistress meows…
Since discovering your blog a week or so ago, I’ve enjoyed following your posts! So on that note- to #9- maybe not so far out of reach! You’ve got a great knack for keeping a humorous approach to things… keep it up- and happy birthday!
That’s a really kind thing to say! Do you see the flying coffee pot in my future?
Happy birthday! I wish I could set my PVR from anywhere in the world by just simply thinking about it and winking, all Bewitched like.
I think technology will catch up to that one day. It will know what we are thinking.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I wish for you to have my other two wishes because I’m at work and brain power is being sucked out of me so I have no creative wishes and don’t want to waste them…. SO SUPER HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Thank you so much! I agree that wishes are too precious to be wasted. But you can do what I do and save them in your sock.
High five! Today is my birthday too! Happy birthday to us 🙂
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! If your slippers return, please ask them if they’ve seen my sunglasses.
What if they ran away together to look for the magic coffee pot? Like Dorothy and the tin man?
Oh, wouldn’t that be nice! 🙂
Happy birthday! Loved the post.
I wish you a happy birthday! Your blog is quickly becoming one of my favourites!
I wish that sour patch kids magically melted the pounds away. I’ll just keeping eating them until that one comes true. I like the chocolate from a faucet… But instead I will wish that all vegitables tasted like Dairy Milk. For my last wish… that my youngest child would wake up in the morning fully potty trained, and obedient, and a gourmet cook who wants to take over the kitchen. I don’t think it’s too much to ask.
Happy Birthday!
If you actually get wish #7, could you next wish for coffee to send my way?
I will fly it right over there. Don’t even worry about it. I bet it will be super-sonic.
Happy Birthday! Thanks for the laugh!
Thank you! Love the Cavalier in your gravatar!
Happy Happy! I have a little over a month left of being 40. So far I love it. I think you will too. Since you sent me 3 wishes, I will share one with you: I wish for my ex to get a really good job so I could get child support again. For now. Because in a few months I won’t get it anymore. And that’s a good thing.
Kim, I give you all my wishes. Praying you get that resolved.
Happy, happy birthday! From someone knocking on the back door of her 40’s, this is a great decade! My wish for you is that you find joy in every day!
Oh, and as far as this goes:
“10) I wish for three wishes for each of my readers. Because I know they’ll each share one of their wishes with me.”
I would so do that. 🙂
I’m a day and a half into it, and 40 is pretty awesome.
Happy Birthday. Great Post! It’s my mother’s 88th today too, so a very auspicious day.
I can’t grant any of your wishes. How about instead of a best selling novel, I sign up for your blog?
Happy Birthday!
Those are some pretty awesome wishes. Lately all I can think of is: I wish Adeline would nap for two hours or I wish someone would massage my feet. 🙂
Two hour naps are a thing I dream of, as well. Two hours to get things done. Or at least catch up on blogs!
Happy Birthday! Hope you had a Blaaast:)
It was truly awesome!
I hope you had a wonderful birthday! Your picture spoke a million things and I hope your face was a bit happier then that kitty!!!
40 is actually turning out to be pretty great! So far…
You’re SO winning that Peas and Cougars contest…
😉
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Was getting Freshly Pressed one of your wishes?? CONGRATS!!!!!!! What a birthday gift!
I was floored by that. I just got home, and my inbox was very busy!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
So so so so happy for you. I know it didn’t happen by your birthday, but the day after isn’t so bad, is it?
Not bad AT ALL. Although I’d have picked a different post…
I wish, may all your wishes come true!!
Congratulations on being freshly pressed!
Thank you! My unspoken wish to be FP definitely did come true!
I love your post. And I wish for those things for you too. A few couple for myself too. Thanks for sharing!
Thanks for reading!
Happy (slightly belated) birthday and congrats on being freshly pressed! This is a great post, and I do hope your wishes come true. And it’s so generous of you to use one of your wishes to give us all wishes. I’ll make sure to save that last wish for you, of course 😉 I’m happy you were freshly pressed so I got the chance to find your blog! 🙂
Share is my middle name, you know. Not really. But it is the name of a singer. Though she spells it Cher.
Funny post. Thank you!
Thanks for visiting!
Sign me up for 5, 7, and 10!! and I’ll add: I wish ‘the big 4-0’ brings you the inner peace and insight to accomplish all that you want/desire. I think you are there, but a little extra wishing does not hurt. Happy happy bday!!!
I think number 7 would change the world. And think about it. No pat-downs by TSA.
Happy birthday. 🙂
I like the list of your wishes. 🙂
Feel free to share wishes of your own. As long as you save the last one for me! I think I can still redeem it. Freshly pressed is almost as good as a birthday.
Happy Birthday! Funny post 🙂
Thank you! It was an amazing birthday for one that provides so many candles.
This was a great post! Just recently celebrated my 30th and I can name a few wishes of my own right now. Congrats on FP!
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You can have two wishes. And one can’t be for a bear to deliver your mail. I tried that one. Ended badly.
Being FP is pretty close to a best seller. Congrats. Enjoy 40.
It’s a pretty good feeling, I must say. Now I’m all spoiled and stuff. 41 has some big shoes to fill.
Happy Birthday!!
Thank you! It turned out to be pretty fabulous!
Number one made me laugh out loud. That laugh made my coworkers stare at me strangely. Your post has created a very awkward moment.
Keep up the good work.
I tend to create a lot of awkward moments…
Happy birthday. You wish list is hilarious, but not finished. Trust me. On my 40ieth, I got my naval pierced. I think it was a rite of passage thing for me. Ah, to be 40 again.
Val
http://valentinedefrancis.wordpress.com
I did that when I was about 28. Guess who learned she is deathly allergic to stainless steel? And scratched like a dog with fleas for 5 months until the thing was removed. Sexy, no?
Happy birthday! You are hilarious. The way you write it sounds as if your slippers are some kind of old eastern European despots, hidden away with all of their smuggled cash and broke down ladas.
Seriously funny.
I wish I could own more than three lipsticks without feeling exactly like said above despots.
I also wish you the best of luck the next time you are spelunking and a fabulous cup of coffee each and every morning!
I have always loved the word “spelunking.” Sounds like someone just dropped a bowling ball into a pool.
Ha, ha! Good read. And one of your wishes wasn’t getting Freshly Pressed? – Congratulations & Happy birthday. I hope you find your slippers. I can’t find mine. They are are shocking-blue and don’t look like stalcagatitemite – how can you lose something like that ?
Mine are bright orange and have a jack o’lantern face. I don’t know why they are so hard to find.
Happy birthday – watch, of all the wishes to come true it will be the one about the coffee pot. hehe
I would be the happiest camper!
I actually burst out laughing when I read “And could fly” in wish number 7. I hope your wishes come true 😀
You know you want a coffee pot like that, too!
Here’s something to look forward to. 40 bothered my wife … but with 50, she’s adopted the who gives a crap way of thinking – thus freeing herself from the shackles of age. Good post.
I plan to live to be at least 100, so I am technically not even middle-aged for another 10 years.
Planning is good.
My cat does the water thing to the dog because the dog likes her food…its a total passive-aggressive study on animal behavior here. Oh, the skinny jean thing in Husky sizes ? NO! I’ve seen it – it does not make the wearer look skinny, but more like a lumpy sausage. Not pretty. A very happy birthday to you !
Maybe wishing for MAGIC skinny jeans would be better, then.
My dog does talk. He only says one word. “Humans.” over and over while shaking his head.
Isn’t that the truth?! But my dog totally gets me.
Happy Birthday, m,y new blogging friend! Great post!
Happy Birthday! This was a wonderful post. I laughed for a good minute about your first wish. Hilarious.
Since my birthday is coming up I will share with you a wish of mine… I wish that cars had two kinds of horns. There are so many times when I want to honk on my horn just to get someone’s attention, like “hey the light is green” but I don’t because honking always sounds like you are yelling at someone. So I wish for cars to have a pleasant horn to go with the regular horn that we use when we inevitably get road rage.
YES! I don’t know why cars don’t come equipped that way. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings unnecessarily.
Happy Birthday for a start….this made me chuckle !
Thank you! It was a tremendous birthday!
Number 5 – HAHAHA! That was brilliant. Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed, and happy belated birthday!
Yes, the thought of me waddling an entire 26.2 miles is simply hilarious. Still laughing. Not running, but laughing. At least I’m toning my abs, right?
Dear God, that made me crack up XD I wished my night would get better and it did thanks to this. In case you’re wondering, I might not be an angel, but I’m trying everything in my power to find your slippers, because the feeling of cold feet could ruin anyone’s night. Working on a slipper finding GPS system, though I have to admit, I can’t say how well it’s going since I don’t understand a single thing about GPS’s.
GPS are totally useless. But thank you for the thought. I like to think that my slippers are watching me from wherever they are hiding. And laughing. I like the thought of happy slippers.
Happy 40th Birthday! Number 9 is my personal favorite. I would soooo love to have a bestseller published! 🙂
Race you!
Happy birthday!!! Enjoy!
Nice post! 🙂
Thank you! It was a good day.
Welcome to the Forty & Fabulous Club! You’ll fit in perfectly.
Congrats on being Freshly Pressed! What a wonderful and well deserved birthday present.
One of your wishes is my wish. I wish my car always had gas. I don’t like going to the gas station and I have no idea why. Maybe it was that first guy I dated who was a gas station attendant. FYI, that wasn’t a dream, that was real and he always stunk like fumes. Sorry gas station attendant people.
I also wish staplers wouldn’t run out of staples. Because you don’t realize you need more, until you have run out. There is no almost empty button.
Love the post and thanks for the 3 wishes. By the way, I hit 50 2 months ago and I head towarded it, not liking it one bit. Now I love it. 50 is truly fabulous.
Happy happy birthday!!!!
Thank you! It was really the best ever!
Great list, I enjoyed it. My dog has seen a little too much of my bedroom life for it not to be awkward if she started talking lol. Happy Birthday.
Like that dog in the baked beans commercial. Some dogs are blabbermouths and can’t be trusted with the gift of speech. I know Phoebe would tell the kids where I hide the good candy.
I don’t know if you were Freshly Pressed when I made my previous comment, but just checked WordPress.com and saw you there – awesome!! Huge congrats 🙂
Happy birthday. If yo find that coffee maker, post a link
If I find that coffee maker, I’m buying them ALL up and selling them on ebay.
I hope I’m as wise as you are when I grow up! Oh, and I’ll ask my maker for a pet when I’m big enough. I don’t know if you like strangers greeting you, but a very happy birthday just the same! Love, Adie
Pets are awesome. Talking pets are even better. Unless it’s a parrot, because they talk loudly!
I love the wishes. Especially the bestseller one, because I wish the same thing. And hey, 40 is the new 20!
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I think they say 40 is the new 20 because it takes us 20 years longer than it once did to save for our retirement.
Your wishes were funny! And the angels and that cave-rock thing? Haha! Well… Good to hear you had a good birthday. Yay! Everybody’s birthdays should be awesome!
That was the one that made my husband shake his head and wonder why he married me.
Happy birthday! Can I wish to be 40 again?
You can. 40 is kind of fun!
The coffee pot wish is just great! Happy Birthday! We hope someone gives you a gift of some our delicious baked goods to go with the flying coffee pot =) Best wishes!
Maybe baked goods that allow me to tell the future. Perfect! Thank you!
Hahaha.. I love your post. And I would want a unlimited supply of chocolate. Yes that’s something I have been wanting since forever *sigh* anyway happy birthday and congrats on being freshly pressed 🙂
I think that unlimited chocolate should be a right.
Would you drink water after your dog? Ewww, slobber! Try putting water for the cat out of the dog’s reach.
I would drink after my dog any day. Actually, I do. I suspect she laps out of my water cup when I’m not looking.
Congratulations on FRESHLY PRESSED!
Thank you! I know your turn is coming! Your post on the cookies today was so funny!
Love #1!
Number one has haunted me. And made my husband shake his head in wonder. I think he may actually have said “This chick I married is crazy,” but it might have been the cat.
That’s the saddest cat I’ve ever seen. Cats are very expressive.
Congrats on the FP!
It’s labeled as “sad birthday cat” on the meme website where I created it. I know if I had to add seven to my age with each birthday, I’d be pretty sad, too.
Wow I’m glad I found this post. I was about to start my letter to my 40 yr old self when I thought of checking out freshly pressed and clicked on your post:) good read indeed.
Happy birthday by the way though late.
40 is looking better every single day!
I wish all of your wishes come true, so that I’ll have 3 wishes too 🙂
Short and to the point. I like.
I wish I could exercise just once at the gym and have it count for a week’s worth of exercise and a 10 pound loss.
I don’t think that should be a wish. I think that should be a law of physics.
9) I wish I would write a best-seller. A book that is so incredibly great that millions stand in line all night to purchase their own copy. But without paparazzi. I usually look fat in unposed photos.
YES! This!
Maybe my second wish would be to look stunning in unposed photos though, rendering the paparazzi less of a menace!
Happy birthday 🙂
I should have wished to look fabu in unposed photos. Why didn’t I think of that? Then those paparazzi could do their worst.
Yeah Freshly Pressed and hbd! Love your blog! I wish I could retain some of the “word-a-day” e-mails I read everyday and thereby improve my writing?
Word a day sounds so great. But seven days means seven words. There’s only so much my brain will hold onto.
there’s one of ur wish that came true , wishes for ur readers i’m sharing one with u .. IM WISH U THE HAPPIEST BDAY THIS WORLD COULD EVER GIVE .. even w/o world peace. happy bday . 🙂
It really was the best ever.
I’m just siked that i can say i “knew” you BFP (before Freshly Pressed of course). 😀 Remember the little people! Congrats!
I have to remember the little people. They’re the ones I’m supposed to step on at some point, right?
Happy Birthday 🙂 Being 40 means being wiser 🙂
Yulia
http://www.mylifeismyrainbow.wordpress.com
Wiser. Do I HAVE to?
Many well-deserved congrats on being Freshly Pressed! THis is one post a lot of people will relate to. I’m always thrilled to see a blogger I follow chosen for FP.
Thank you so much! I am really excited!
Happy Birthday a little late, and congrats on being freshly pressed! Let’s see…3 wishes: The weather that I want when I want it (and you too of course), enough money I don’t have to look at the price tag, and of course the oldie but goody: unlimited wishes!
Unlimited wishes is the coffee at a sit down restaurant. Even if it takes until the end of the meal, we always get around to asking for it eventually.
When you’re as specific and as well thought out as you are, the universe HAS to answer. Except that marathon thing. I remember somebody telling me that anybody can run a marathon. Her justification for such a bold statement was “If you can run 3 miles then you can run a marathon, you just have to train for it”. Well, guess how many miles I CAN’T run. 3. I’ll stick to picking things up and putting them down thank you very much!
That’s how I see it, too. If I asked for a pony, I’d get nothing. Ask for a spotted pony that’s lame in its hind leg but has a horn like a unicorn, and I’d see it in my yard immediately. Wait. I think I need to add another wish to my list…
Congrats on being Fresh Pressed! You deserve it 🙂
Thank you. I love your blog, as well. Grammar and cartoons. It’s like you live in my head.
Happy Birthday and Congrats on being FP!
Thank you! It was an awesome birthday, topped off with an equally awesome honor!
happy belated birthday! hope all your wishes came true!
Thank you! My coffee pot is still sitting stubbornly on the counter, however.
I can grant that stalagmite wish for you. Ok, not really but happy birthday and congratulations!
You are toying with me, Jason. That is so wrong. Hopes UP, and then dashed. Against a stalactite.
My 40th bday is tomorrow. You are hilarious and JUST what the Dr ordered for my smashed up heart. I will keep reading! I’m totally new the the blogosphere, and just trying to get out a line or two hundred a week.
Happy birthday! 40 looks pretty darned good so far. I give it a 9 because it has a good beat, and you can dance to it.
Turned forty exactly 22 days ago myself. Best wishes to you in your After 40 life!
I’m surprised to find myself saying that 40 is pretty kinda awesome! Happy birthday to you!
I LOVE this wish list! Happy 40th Birthday! I hear 40 is the new 30…..=)
I think they say that because it now takes decades longer to save for retirement.
Happy 40th!. Such a big milestone….many congrats:)
Thank you. Not so much milestone as rosetta stone. The world suddenly makes sense now. Not really.
Happy birthday! 40 isn’t so bad…from my perspective of 50. 😛
It has been pretty kind to me so far. I can’t be old if I still feel like an awkward 14 year old.
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Happy Birthday!! 😀 Great post… I can relate to #2 and #9 most of all. 😉
I may modify #9. I want to get a book published.
Wishes and birthdays usually go hand in hand. I think the custom was started by an early candle company, wishing for small candles they could trick the public into buying.
If you become Freshly Pressed on your birthday all your wishes may already have come true!
Ronnie
I think there’s a good chance of that. All my weird little wishes should come true.
Very funny! Happy belated birthday and congrats on the freshly pressed. (:
Look at you and your freshly pressed self! Congratulations, Momma!
I was totally floored. Thank you!
Each decade gets new wishes… enjoy the fabulous forties…they get better every year! Promise! xoxo
I like that. New decade, new wishes.
Congrats on being freshly pressed! Oh and Happy Birthday! The best seller wish was great! I think we would all like to write a story and have everyone in the world absolutely love it;) Great Post!
Thank you! Yes, to be loved by the whole world would be awesome. Little monuments in my honor, people naming their kids after me…
amazing.I admire it.
Fantastic and well deserved! You are a rock star now — look out!
P.S. In my house the cats love to drink after the dog. They worship her and the taste of her saliva. Not so much the other way around.
Right On….. I wish the Hoodie Footie was never invented… I am perturbed by their butt zippers. Or that my dogs would stop snacking on their poo. Happy Birthday to you.
Oh, my word. I have never heard of a hoodie footie. I will crawl back under my rock. It’s safe under here.
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Happy birthday! 40 sounds big, but it is not even considered a middle-age. 🙂 Enjoy your 40s. I like your blog. It is sleek and clean.
I plan to live until I am at least 100, so I’m not middle-aged for another 10 years.
Funny post! I wish my cats and dogs could talk too. Okay, actually, I take it back. That may not be such a good idea. I think my dog would probably ask me to pull his finger… whereas our cat would give us the finger, along with some lip service. 😉 Happy birthday by the way!
You must own a basset hound.
awesome blog …. god i will follow you 😛 … my wish is also to write a best seller!!! belated Happy birthday!!! 🙂 =)
Race you to the finish line!
This is amazing! I’m a new to the wordpress world and I love stumbling on such fun blogs. Happy birthday!
Thank you! It was the awesomest birthday ever. Welcome to WordPress. It’s a great blogging site.
I can’t wait to turn 40! You’re so lucky!!! 40 is the new 32!
(I’m trying to pump myself up for it in advance…maybe I start believing this now…you know what I’m saying)
Very funny post. Congrats on being Freshly Pressed! : )
40 is way better than I thought it would be. I’ll always be an awkward teen on the inside.
“I wish I would appear on the ‘freshly pressed’ page” What? Surprise!
I should have wished that. And then I’d feel like I was magic and keep hoping for that flying coffee pot.
Brilliant blog and love your sense of humour – a necessity at any age!
Thank you. It is always better to laugh than cry!
Love the context in which you speak, simply awesome!
Thank you very much.
wonderful set of wishes 🙂
here is a wish that your day was great.
and it amused me (and made me feel bad at the same time) to see your wish number 11 😉
HAHAHAHA! You won fair and square. There will always be another contest!
I wish I can pause the time and read the minds of my enemies.. maybe the mistake of today wouldn’t have been made yesterday.
Pausing time would be totally cool. But I don’t want to know what my enemies think of me.
Happy Birthday! Hope you had a blast. Have a wonderful year ahead. 🙂
Number seven is pretty cool. You are truly inspired.
I wish I could think of some interesting things to write about so people would occasionally read my blog! 🙂
Getting started was the hardest part.
Love your image and sense of humor. Happy Birthday – may all your wishes come true.
Thank you. I am giving the coffee pot one a year. It’s probably a bit tricky for the rock angels. I’ll just be patient.
Happy belated birthday! I guess my only wish right now is to get noticed as a writer, and actually feel enough confidence in my writing to believe that this can happen.
That’s the hardest part. And finding ways to promote yourself. It takes time.
Cool post, keep on writing and sharing your ideeas with the rest of the world. 🙂
Fantastic! I’ll be having the same birthday in about 6 months so I’ll start on my list now too 🙂 Hope it was a good one.
Make your wishes really good ones. 40 is a magic age, you know.
Happy Birthday….. 🙂 and have a good one 🙂
It was the most fantastic of birthdays. Truly.
I love your wishes and I love it too that you’re not taking the ’40’ thing as one of the worse things in the world. But still, life begins at 40. Happy birthday anyway! More birthdays to come!
40 has actually been unbelievably awesome so far. I’m liking it.
Happy Birthday! Great post.
Thank you. It was the best birthday I ever remember. Way better than the one where I clogged the toilet. Actually, there may have been a coupleo f those.
Congrats on FP!!!!! WTG!
Thank you! It was an amazing surprise!
its very funny cat.
I love it
😀
It is a weird little cat. Made my own cats jealous. I have never once given them a birthday party.
Happy Birthday for the big 4 oh! I hope some of your wishes came true!
It was an awesome birthday. All other birthdays paled in comparison.
Happy Birthday! Here’s hoping at least ONE of your wishes comes true!
One of them actually did! But I can’t tell you which one. Not yet.
Happy Birthday. Save a wish on the cavesicles – stala”C”tites are from the “C”eiling and stala”G”mites are from the “G”round. Then you can use that wish on something worthwhile, like, say, a Cabernet-Sauvignon fountain in your backyard.
Cabernet-Sauvignon makes a great wishing well, too.
Happy Birthday….a few days late. Loved your post. My wish? My wish is that I was 40 again. Currently staring down the barrel of 44 and, man, does that suck!
I guess that growing older beats the alternative. That’s what the kids say, anyway.
The slipper wish made me burst into laughter….mine are always lost when I need them the most. So I share your wish. My other greatest wish…..to have a pretty young thing on the seat beside me, every time I board a flight/bus/train…any form of public transport!
About the 40 experience…please keep me posted, as I am closing on that figure with breakneck speed
belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
40 is awesome. But it would be warmer with slippers.
Happy Birthday BC. Becoming 40 is fabulous! When I turned 40, I was “all that and a bag of chips,” which is my birthday wish for you. It’s turning 60 that will kick your ass–trust me, I know! 🙂
May this be the year that most of your dreams come true (from my lips to God’s ears). Take care.
Happy Birthday! I love the wish for the perfect coffee maker. It is my wish too.
If you find one first, will you please let me know? I NEED that coffee pot.
i love your wishes and heartily approve of pets not making us their slaves. i wish that my poochies could pick up after themselves instead of one trying to eat the others whilst the other runs away from any gust of wind all whilst i struggle to pick up both messes.
happy belated birthday, you made me laugh out loud!
Exactly. They should pick up their toys AND do their laundry. Oh, another wish!
I feel so bad not realizing that you got Freshly Pressed until NOW! Congrats!! That is wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, eh? Great birthday gift if you ask me. It happened to me once and it was amazing… I keep praying it will happen again one day. Not sure if this is your first rodeo or not but either way you know how amazing it is. Enjoy the ride, girl!! What a way to start your new decade!
It IS my first time at the rodeo. And it has been completely awesome. 40 is pretty sweet, if you ask me!
Happy Birthday! Great list, my fingers are crossed!
Thanks! Mine, too. I really want that coffee pot…
What is the cat’s problem? Or is the dog just really that disgusting?
The cat says she has no comment. But I believe she is a reincarnated queen.
Hahaha Nice wishes…..
Thanks. I hope this time I’m saying “Nice wishes that came true…”
Congratulations on your big day! 🙂
Love the one wish you have with ”I wish my dog could talk” – and where it would probably say ”Drink after THAT kitty” – made me laugh alot… 😉 Good humor will always get me reading! I followed and liked.
Birthday wishes
Mia from Denmark!
Thank you for your kind words. My dog might also say “Why don’t you love me, kitty?” Because she is clueless like that.
Happy Birthday! Fabulous blog- and I loved the cat photo. By the way- I’ve celebrated my 40th birthday several times already might do it again next year too–ha.
Cheers!
I think I will have to celebrate this one again, too. It was so awesome that I wouldn’t mind a second go!
Man-man, the story of my life.
I just sat down on Saturday and wrote a short little thing called “Make A Wish” and then a day later I come over here and find your post on the very same thing, and on top of that, it is Fresh Pressed.
I always seem to come to the party a day late and a find myself a dollar short when I need one (the gas wish is a good idea) oh well, I am going to run mine on Monday anyway and I will shoot a link over here for you at the same time.
DS
I hate it when that happens! I was working on an idea for a post last week, and I came across someone who had already done it. But I will probably take a different slant and go for it anyway. No two bloggers have the same take on anything!
I am really behind on replying to and moderating comments. Hoping to get caught up soon. Thank you all for your kind words!
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Happiee Birthday!!! Loved reading your post, especially point# 10=P And see, how WordPress gave you a sweet birthday present!! My birthday is nearing too, and i wish I could get in the Freshly pressed page someday!♥
It was an awesome and unexpected birthday present. The gift that keeps giving, as they say! Good luck to you. It really is a dream come true.
Happy Birthday and Many Happy Returns! May your 41st year bring you much joy.
So far, it has exceeded expectations. I don’t know what I was worried about!
Hej from Sweden,
Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Be happy, it really is a good thing!
Thank you! It truly was a great thing!
So with you about the car and fuel! That ia my most hated chore….
It’s the worst when it’s so cold outside. I am a creature of comfort.
Love it. Love it. Love it.
You own both a cat and a dog! Lucky you!!! 😀
Correction. THREE cats and a dog. And two snakes, but who is counting? We don’t have many visitors. I wonder why.
Happy 40th birthday!
My birthday was not too long ago. I’m not quite 40 but I was on vacation on a cruise ship when my birthday passed. Note to all – I can count on my two hands how many young folks were on the ship. I did get sung to at the restaurant and from the regulars at the piano bar. My wish that evening was to have the hot cruise director to sing happy birthday to me in Spanish. He didn’t. That would have been romantic. My only other wish is to meet the “right” guy since I am single. BTW, hello to Romantic Asian Guy. I’m sending my third wish to you. Sorry wait, if I could add another wish, I’d like to understand what my cats are saying to me. Most of what I think they’re saying is please continue to give me attention…
I wouldn’t run a marathon either and I’m thin. I’m short therefore my legs are short. It takes me twice the effort to keep up with normal sized people. Running is hard on my knees.
Congratulations on being FP! I’ll follow you from now on because I could use a good cheer every now and then.
Was that you I heard following me? I thought it was a squirrel, but now I am not so sure…
I would grant you the wish for your dog to talk but I think your suspicions might be correct – then you’d just have one more demanding voice to ignore!
I was on my way to check you out since you came so highly recommended by mommysaidaswearword. But I see congratulations are in order!! So happy for you – and Happy Belated Birthday!
Thank you so much for stopping by! If you could make my dog talk for an hour, that would be great. I’ve got a couple of questions for her. Mostly regarding the plot line of Lost.
happyyyyyy b-dayy!!!!!
Thank you! It was the most fantabulous birthday in the history of such celebrations.
I wish I could drink green juice every day to be slim and good luck to you!
If by green juice you mean Mountain Dew, I am totally with you!
Haha I love number 6. It takes me back to my childhood when my cat did the same. But she refused to drink from any sort of container that supplied clean water. Instead she’d only drink from the miniature swamp-type thing in the back garden. I guess then she got to have a meal too- of mosquito larvae and moss.
Happy Birthday! Forget about the fat thing for a bit and stuff your face with cake!
Cats are just very strange creatures. I should have wished to understand them. A little.
According to the Boston Globe’s “Quote for the Day” on Saturday, “If you think about death more than you think about sex, you know you’re getting old.” I wish I wasn’t getting old…
What does it mean if I think about legos more than I think about either of the other two?
I’m totally feeling #7. Someone needs to find a way to make this happen!! Congrats on being freshly pressed!
My birthday has passed, and it hasn’t come true yet. But I am going to give that one a whole year before I give up o it. It’s a tricky one.
Its really a good read mam’ and my best wishes for your 40th B’day.
Writing a best selling book, hmm…from the words/wishes your have written, i trust that’s definitely possible from your side. You know its also one of my wish and whenever i think out this, it remembers me how Ayn Rand wrote hers and how supporting her husband was…! I read it that in her book “The Fountainhead”. Share your heart mam’..with your experiences, with your vision and imagination.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much for reading. Merry Christmas to you, as well!
i wish that my cat would speak!!
I can translate cat for you. Cats say “Bring me that. Clean that bowl so I can drink from it. Do you mind if I pee in your bed.”
Nice post. Happy Birthday !!
Thank you! It was a pretty great day.
My older sister was going to have an “over the hill” party for me when I turned 40, but I was 5 months pregnant then and told her I WAS the hill.
Pregnant women should always be treated delicately. Hormones are nothing to mess with.
Happy Birthday and great list 🙂
Thank you! It was a tremendous birthday, and it just keeps getting better.
Welcome to the 40’s. Thus far, they have been the best of my life and I hope they are for you too. Enjoy every second! My only wish at this time is that I wish I could find and dispose of what is living in my basement!!
So far, so fun. And 41 promises to be pretty darned good, too. The Hobbit part 1 is coming out around my birthday. I like being eased into a new decade.
happy birthday :)!!! bltd though…i luved ur coffee machine idea…but i mit just swap it for a palm size invisible tiramisu dispenser cum radio…well i m 24 and just finished architecture college to take up teaching…n though m loving it; its tough behaving as a teacher..no ipod in ur ears no random snackin from under the desks…sigh!!! wish u luck with ur wishes:)
Tiramisu is definitely wish-worthy. Good luck with teaching!
Haha brilliant post!! Love the picture! May your wishes come true! 😀 Hope you had a good day because this post realy made me smile!
Some of them have already come true! Still waiting on the coffee pot, though.
wishing u a very happy birthday and also wishing that all ur wishes should come true so soon!
One by one, they are all coming true.
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Love your blog, too funny!
Thank you! Welcome!
all i can say is that these wishes are absolutely perfect. I, too, wish that my car would always have fuel. especially environmentally-friendly fuel.
-Alexandra
It would be great if my car ran on body-fat. I could keep that bad-boy driving until the end of time!
That is funny! Thank you for the three wishes 😉 I will give you one. lol
Thanks! I’ve come up with some new wishes now, so I know just how to spend it. Hope yours come true.
Happy Bday! that’s an adorable picture lol 😀
Thanks! I wish I could take credit for it.
This is a really good post. I think you could accomplish pretty much all those things. (It helps if someone puts a gun to your head to motivate).
Proper motivation really does open all kinds of doors!
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Happy belated birthday! Hope you enjoy the big 4-0!