For half the price of my elliptical machine, I could have bought myself one of these and saved myself a lot of trouble. If I outfat my wristwatch, there’s no need for alarm. Or a healthier diet and exercise. I can simply use this bad boy to punch another hole. Why don’t I have one already?
But wait! There’s more. This product is not yet a household name. There is no infomercial to be found online, but you can do your part. Just click the picture to get to the website and order one. Let’s make this awesome product the next Sham-wow.
And while you are at it, can you get one for me, too? Dialing the phone seems too much like exercise.