I like watching movies with my kids. Who wouldn’t? A cold, rainy afternoon simply begs to be spent under the covers watching a treasured classic. As I dust off the old favorites, I’m finding I get a lot of questions. And some of them are a little hard to answer. I am at a loss as to how I should explain the following:
***Spoiler Alert***
The Road to El Dorado – This is an older DreamWorks production (2000AD) with stylized animation and a fabulous Hans Zimmer soundtrack. A star-studded cast, it’s well-acted and often funny. It’s rated PG. For human sacrifice. Thumbs up, DreamWorks.
Toy Story III – A continuation of the story of Buzz and Woody. Except this time, they’re abandoned by their beloved Andy and are eventually taken to an incinerator where the characters say goodbye to one another in anticipation their fiery end. Sweet dreams, pumpkin.
Thomas the Tank Engine – The stories are charming. The creepy trains with fixed, frozen expressions who move only their eyes are not. It’s like Chucky on wheels. I have nightmares.
Horton Hears a Who – Adorable CGI adaptation of Dr. Seuss’s classic tale. That taught Squish the word “boob.’ Thank you for that. While I am fully aware that contextually, the word is used to mean “idiot,” his Sunday School teacher is not. Plus it made me cry. I’m not sure how to explain to Squish that I am tearful because the Whos are making a last, desperate attempt to let the world know of their presence before they are boiled in oil.
Finding Nemo/Bambi/ The Fox and the Hound/ Up/Cinderella – What does Disney have against mommies? Why are they killed off within the first ten minutes? The Red Shirts on Star Trek last longer than Disney mothers. And I don’t know of any Red Shirt that was eaten by a barracuda. Disney writers, work out your mother-issues with a psychoanalyst, not a story line.
Disney’s Snow White – Grimm’s fairy tales were just that. Grim. But Disney animates it and adds adorable animals, wonderful music, a slapstick troupe of dwarves. And a huntsman assigned to cut out Snow White’s heart. If Disney can create friendly woodland creatures, why couldn’t they smooth over that tricky bit of plot? Maybe have the huntsman chase down Snow White and ground her from the Wii?
Lady and the Tramp – Precious tale of the unlikely friendship of two dogs from different sides of the track. And backyard breeding. Lady has Tramp’s puppies? Way to promote responsible pet ownership, Disney! Get the Lady spayed, and for heaven’s sake, neuter that Tramp. He might not be such a Tramp after the ole chop-chop. And what’s with the boy pups looking like dad, while the petite little girls look just like their moms? What is Disney trying to teach our children about genetics? Stop, already!
Did you just make a Star Trek joke?! O.o
My persistent mum used to sit me in front of Bambii. But once the mom died I’d say “No!” and stop watching. Never did see the rest of that movie… Hope my future kids don’t want to see it either… Pretty sure I’d have the same reaction!
I can’t watch Dumbo past the part where he gets separated from his mother. I’m 50 and I refuse to watch the rest of it. He gets bullied for being different too so I hear. Way to much trauma for this girl….
I took it out of the VCR and got rid of it the first time we watched it.
“Friends” had a great episode where they rewrote the endings of the movies for Phoebe. I could live in a world like that.
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This made me laugh, especially since it illustrates some of the concerns I, myself, have with children’s movies.
I have a theory on the Disney movie mom issue–but then again, I have a theory on every damn thing.
I think the disappearing mom thing is a shortcut (well, I know it’s a shortcut) to creating hardship for the main child character. And it works for two related reasons: 1) losing a mother is especially difficult because 2) not having a father around is still all-too-common.
Not to say there aren’t exceptions. But The Lion King doesn’t quite make up for all the dead moms. It’s probably just not good to be a parent at all in Disney’s world.
It did intrigue me when Bambi’s dad showed up from his
business triplife in the forest and Bambi didn’t know who he was.I’ve written acouple posts re: snow white etc ( and another in the works) because having girls they buy in waaaay too much into the whole Disney, stepmom, princess thing. The tough thing is you cant argue with Disney – they have animators and great soundtracks to back up their point of view !
I do love their soundtracks. But I tend to hate their sequels.
You’re so right!! My brothers would have nightmares about the old witch in Snow White. And I always cried my 4 year old eyes out when Bambi’s mommy died. Think Disney might be deliberately trying to traumatize kids? There are emotion scars from those movies! Scars!
That witch is TERRIFYING!
Cute picture! I know thumb sucking doesn’t bode well for bypassing orthadontia, but it sure looks cute! 🙂
There’s nothing cuter than a thumb-sucking toddler. Except one who is sleeping.
touche!
What, no “Shrek” (just the first two)? My sister and I laughed so hard at those her daughter/my niece acted like she was not with us.
I forgot about Shrek. The whole gingerbread-man-losing-a-leg thing was horrifying, and the exploding song bird made my daughter cry.
HA HA HA, so true. I think every children’s movie writer needs therapy. I’m so reblogging this!
Thanks for the reblog! And truly, writers wear their issues on their proverbial sleeves. I suppose this means it’s up to my readers to figure out what my personal deal is.
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I’m reposting this from another blog I follow. Check it out!
Ohhh, please add dear Dumbo to the beef. Incarcerating his poor mother because she would stand up for her son when everyone else was taking the mick out of him because of his ears. Not to mention the cute but somehow quixotic notion that the babies (yes, animal babies!) are brought by a squadron of storks!
I can’t write about Dumbo because that movie makes me so angry. I don’t know if Disney cleaned it up for its latest re-release, but when I watched it with my four year old daughter 10 years ago, I promptly ejected the video and removed it from the house. So incredibly racist. SO racist. It makes me ill.
Awesome!
I agree on all points. My 4-year-old has been asking about the incinerator in Toy Story 3 for weeks, and it was less than adorable when he started using the words “idiot” and “boob” with no idea of their relevance after watching Horton. And then there was that time my well-meaning husband left the kiddo in front of the Ewoks part of Return of the Jedi and left to take a shower while I was cooking dinner…When I heard screams of “What’s that???” coming from the living room and went to investigate, the scene had changed to the Emperor blasting Luke with lightning bolts from his fingers. I’m still helping him work through that trauma.
I am learning to screen every movie I thought that I knew.
Ho hum… Yawn. Another day, another clever, witty, funny and satirically spot on post by you. Couldn’t you take up pole dancing or something? Kidding! Lol
Thomas – I think deep down, Sir Topham Hatt has some really severe issues. Ever see the one where he gets ticked with an engine called Smudger? He takes his wheels off and turns him into a generator. What a brute that guy is.
He’s a sadist. He was going to have them take apart one coach because she was old and slow. Thomas found a way to save her.
Great list! I have wondered the same thing about Disney killing off moms.
We recently bought the four-disc set of Looney Tunes classics. I appreciate horny Pepe le Pew saying things like, “My hobby is making love.” Wonderful.
I must go out and get a copy. Squish needs to add “making love” to his vocabulary.
Up makes me cry. But so does Top Gun.
Top Gun doesn’t have a big “G” rating on the box.
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Some very interesting points raised about Disney movies; i just had to reblog!
Scariest for me was “Fantasia”. Not only do all the dinosaurs die… but all those brooms chasing Mickey, while the water rises. Mickey drowning is not a good idea.
The dinosaurs dying was horrible.
Well, I have to say in Toy Story 3 there is the baby doll with the crazy eye that never works… they got that WAAAAYYY too perfect and when its head did the “Exorcist” 180 to look at them I was quite freaked out… those dolls are just wrong. I know, slightly off of what you were talking about, but freaky none the less.
And on the ‘Mother-issues’ of the writers… I’ll go out on a limb and say its less of ‘mother’ issues and more ‘wife’ issues… “Hey guys, lets kill off the wife early on so she doesn’t nag the dad about what happened to the kid all through the movie.” Hence “Every” mans dream of finding a forgetful woman (Dory) who can’t remember what you said 5 minutes before.
The toys are some kind of creepy.
We saw Toy Story 3 at our church’s movie night and i didn’t have any clue about the incinerator scene. I was horrified and I look around and all the kids’ eyes are bugging out. SO WRONG.
I watched it with my son. I, too, was horrified. It broke my heart.
It’s not just killing off moms. Jasmine, Ariel, and Belle (and others I can’t think of) never even had moms to kill off. And I also have huge issues with Disney and racism.
I know. I have yet to see a mom who organizes bake sales or is a den mother for the cub scouts.
And if it were a Disney picture, Squish would become a Mouseketeer and later a drunk/druggie at 21. So let’s hear it for those of us NOT living the Disney version!
Amen and amen. Though he does dream of being a mouseketeer.
Dead moms are stacked up like firewood in a back room of the Disney studios.
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