Nearly Wordless Wednesday: Alternate Endings, Vol I

Twilight:

The role of Edward played most convincingly by Severus Snake

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” Bella…so beautiful…so tasty…”

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“Darn it, Edward! What’s the MATTER with you? There goes the franchise!”

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Yes, it's my own battered copy. Sue me.

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*** disclaimer: No rats were actually harmed in the making of this blog. It came out of our freezer. 


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34 thoughts on “Nearly Wordless Wednesday: Alternate Endings, Vol I

  1. Great picture! It kind of looks like Bella dove right in, which seems just like something she would do (disclaimer: I haven’t actually read any of the Twilight books, but I did see part of the first movie on TV, so I consider myself an expert).

  2. Aaaaw, what a touching post. 😉 There is something special… a certain je ne sais quoi… about you. I believe it is related to your extraordinary ability to keep frozen rats in your freezer, and feed them to an animal of which most people are scared shitless. 🙂 By the way, I am waiting for the sequel featuring Jacob and Edward’s pretentious siblings.

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