What your weather-predicting folks say, and what they really mean. Why do we even bother?
Late Frost Warning: I think it’s funny to see people tuck their azaleas in at night!
Here’s a look at the Doppler: Swirly, colorful pictures make me look wise. Like Gandalf.
High Today: I might be.
Partly Sunny/ Partly Cloudy: Depends on my mood. If I’m glum, you get partly cloudy. If I have a date with a model after work, the world is partly sunny.
Seven Day Forecast: I’ve been playing with my Magic Eight Ball.
Heat Advisory: It might actually snow.
Slight chance of showers: Build an ark.