So Squish has hand foot and mouth disease. It’s not serious. The most painful part of the illness is its decided lack of proper punctuation. I’ll recover okay, thanks for asking. And Squish should be better in a few days, too.
Today we were back at the doctor’s office again, this time for the Padawan. The bar stools at our counter are fairly high, requiring the kids to step on the bottom rung to climb up on them. The Padawan was reaching for his water and lost his (bare) footing, hitting his two small toes on the rung. I figured it was just a bruise, but he can’t put weight on it, so we went for x-rays.
The nurse asked him what happened. He told her “I hurt my toe when I went to get a drink at the bar.”
Is anyone available later? I may need you to post bail.