Oops, I did it again. I’ve just stumbled in at 1:30 in the morning after taking my sister to see Breaking Dawn,Part 2. My reasons are pretty much the same as the last time. I owe her big. This time, I had the added bonus of taking one of my bestest friends in the entire world with us, too. We had big fun, the three of us, especially since the nice theater people have finally embraced the notion that their target audience is a wee bit older than they once thought and offered a 10pm showing. I love them for that.
I’ll cut to the chase. Because I am tired but also because I know you are on the edge of your seat waiting for the review and impressions of what will be one of the highest grossing films of the year. But mostly because I am tired. I apologize for any spoilers.
The opening is beautiful. And clever. Pretty!
Wait…what? Why did she just…huh?
Ohhh, that’s what I’m talking about! Pow!
Ick! Take it away! That is just wrong! NO MORE!
What? Seriously? That was awkward.
Mmmm! Sweet Tarts! I love these things!
Ooooh, I like how they did that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was great!
My Junior Mints are melting.
Wow. That was cool.
Huh? Okay, I see why they did that, but…
Awww. That’s so sweet!
Ick. Creepy! Make is stop!
Oh, he’s pretty. And so is he. I like that!
That was a lot of soda. I need to pee.
I really need to pee.
You have got to be kidding me!
I want my money back.
That’s it, we’re going home!
OH! Tee-hee! Good stuff!
I wish I had worn a diaper. I bet the restrooms are going to be packed. At least the ladies’ room will be.
Oh, that was well done.
I do hope I didn’t spoil it for everyone.