I like comfort. I like for life to be easy, and if there’s a product on the market that can make that happen for me, I am all over it. There is such thing as getting my hopes up too high, though. I recently had my heart broken.
My mother-in-law bought me these. I heart her.Watch the video. It’s amazing, even if I can’t get the sound to work. It will be the most enlightening 58 seconds of your life.
Awesome, right? All the tennis for my IJ friends. And barbeques. And sunbathing. What’s not to love?
They promised to keep me the coolest. They lied. No matter how I wear them, I can never be as cool as this:
Trying to be this cool is too lofty a goal. I give up.
Don’t buy these. The bar is set too high.
Becoming Cliche 
Ah, there’s cool and there’s cool!
I know. Some goals just aren’t realistic. I know when I’m beat.
No one in a wife beater is cool.
How can you say that? He’s got that West Side Story vibe, doesn’t he?
The expression of the man in the ad photo also suggests this product can deliver either enlightenment, sexual gratification, or both.
It’s a little disturbing, yes.
At least you have something to strive for!
I aim high!
Rrrrrrrico! Suaveeee!
YES! I had not made that connection until you mentioned it!
The guy on the bike is the one that gets me. I think I would hit a light pole laughing at him. The dog is the only one who actually looks cool wearing this!
I liked the tennis player whose partner was clearly about 4 feet away.
Hooray for keeping 6″ of your body cool at a time! What more could a person want??
I know. 6 full inches. And it drips. Win-win.
Oh wow. Yeah, I could never be “that” cool, either.
It’s good that we can admit our limitations.
Awesome……..Just Awesome Share.I love it.Looking forward for more.Alex,Thanks.
Clicking on that photo revealed that the Awesome Bandana of Power is filled with special organic CRYSTALS. It’s obvious from his beatific expression that LL Cool Bob is having a mystical, transcendental, crystal-induced experience.
Or he just realized he’s strapped diaper material to his cranium.
If it’s really that hot, wouldn’t the dog be better off with a haircut?
My mother once bought me cooling gel toe separators. I’m pretty sure I did the same face as that dude when I used them.
I heart anyone who would buy those, for someone else.
LOL and here I thought it was just a simple bandana. 🙂
Awwww, I hate when that happens!